Total Medals Earned: 454 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,550 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Activated Wade mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You got trolled!
You become the count, hurray!
You become a knight, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...